1. Throw them a surprise birthday party (one of the cute ones with a cake and candles where everyone jumps out and yells "SURPRISE!!!" and then sings a cheery rendition of "Happy Birthday" with balloons and streamers and those party blower things that make an annoying noise. PS. Don't forget to turn on the lights when he/she arrives!
To make it EXTRA special, try baking the cake yourself!
2.Have morning sex. If they're not in the mood, they can't resist breakfast in bed or a early massage.
3. Buy them socks, and give them a kiss. Everyone always runs out of socks. They'll appreciate the gesture.
4. Make sure after you charge your Blackberry/iPhone that your beaus phone/iPod/Nintendo DS is charged too (they'll love you as they're speeding to work).
5. Scrub the tub clean and have a bath for deux...don't forget the candles and champagne! 
6.If they speak an ethnic tongue, surprise them with a few foreign words (doesn't even have to be romantic!) If not, then try cooking a traditional meal from their homeland like schnitzel or cous-cous tangine.
7. Try not to let out gas in their company for a week. Yes, one week. Ah, the love will come floating back in.
8. Offer to take the dog out for a pee/poo for one week. If you own a cat, offer to pick up the cat litter (do this before they pick it up. Ahem.) If there is no pets in the house, name a birdie outside the pet name of your lover (Awww, I'll name this bird Spikey-Mikey!) (Oh, this hummingbird should be June Bug!)
9. Make a painting of your lover's face or entire being. This will illicit the need for kisse
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s. 10. Buy a single rose. Cheesy, but timelessly ROMAN
TIQUE.
TIQUE. 
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