Showing posts with label lesbian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lesbian. Show all posts

Monday, October 26, 2009

10 WAYS TO SHOW YOUR BOO-BOO YOU LOVE 'EM










1. Throw them a surprise birthday party (one of the cute ones with a cake and candles where everyone jumps out and yells "SURPRISE!!!" and then sings a cheery rendition of "Happy Birthday" with balloons and streamers and those party blower things that make an annoying noise. PS. Don't forget to turn on the lights when he/she arrives!






To make it EXTRA special, try baking the cake yourself!









2.Have morning sex. If they're not in the mood, they can't resist breakfast in bed or a early massage.



3. Buy them socks, and give them a kiss. Everyone always runs out of socks. They'll appreciate the gesture.



4. Make sure after you charge your Blackberry/iPhone that your beaus phone/iPod/Nintendo DS is charged too (they'll love you as they're speeding to work).



5. Scrub the tub clean and have a bath for deux...don't forget the candles and champagne!


















6.If they speak an ethnic tongue, surprise them with a few foreign words (doesn't even have to be romantic!) If not, then try cooking a traditional meal from their homeland like schnitzel or cous-cous tangine.


7. Try not to let out gas in their company for a week. Yes, one week. Ah, the love will come floating back in.


8. Offer to take the dog out for a pee/poo for one week. If you own a cat, offer to pick up the cat litter (do this before they pick it up. Ahem.) If there is no pets in the house, name a birdie outside the pet name of your lover (Awww, I'll name this bird Spikey-Mikey!) (Oh, this hummingbird should be June Bug!)


9. Make a painting of your lover's face or entire being. This will illicit the need for kisses.











10. Buy a single rose. Cheesy, but timelessly ROMANTIQUE.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

History of Homosexuals





Homosexuality is widely encountered in the animal kingdom.[4]HYPERLINK \l "cite_note-Biological_Exuberance:_Animal-4"[5] Among humans, the prevalence of homosexuality is difficult to determine accurately; studies suggest between two and twenty percent of the population exhibit some degree of homosexual sensibility, though in many earlier cultures homosexual relations were prevalent. Throughout history, individual aspects of homosexuality have been admired or condemned according to various societies' sexual norms. When praised, those aspects were seen as a way to improve society;[6] when condemned, particular activities were seen as a sin or a disease, and some homosexual behavior was prohibited by law. Since the middle of the 20th century homosexuality has been gradually delisted as a disease and decriminalized in nearly all developed countries.[7] However, the legal status of homosexual relations varies widely by country and there remain jurisdictions in which certain homosexual behaviors are crimes with severe penalties including death. -wikipedia
Whether people want to forget or deny it, homosexuality, the big H word, has been around before the dawn of electricity and horse-drawn carriages. Especially in Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece, homoeroticism was very prevalent. In the Bible, it is listed as an abomination in Leviticus, but well, what did they know? Religion is a system where priests are frequently being accused of child molestation and sexual assault, and religion is affiliated with a lot of peril and human suffering in human history from robbing Aboriginal people of their identities and forcing a new identity on them (Catholicism); to brain-washing children to carry guns and teaching men to strap bombs to themselves (Islamic)...it really makes us wonder why we even paid attention to religion. It sounds like something we should be running from! It is so contradicting, unpeaceful and scary.
It is obvious, if you already didn't know that the only reason religion hates homosexuality is because they only care about men spreading their seeds and reproducing! Back in the olden days, when there weren't millions of Jews and Christians, they had to pop out babies like crazy. If they allowed men and women to sleep with each oher, they wouldn't have sustained themselves throughout the history of mankind. Well guess what, St Thomas of Aquinas? We can adopt babies and still reproduce as homosexual couples--so there! We can have lesbian and gay families (and there are many), so this age-old notion is really just a tired, old farty excuse. This is a ridiculous reason to persecuate thousands of gay men and lesbians, because of fear that the humankind, especially the kind who belonged to their own religion, would just dwindle off and become extinct like our friend, T. Rex.
Well, there have always been homosexuals in history and we have to accredit them with the inventions and ideas that made our lives notably easier.
Sophocles, Alexander the Great, Emperor Hadrian, Sapphos, Abu Nuwas, Muhammed al-Nawaji bin Hasan, Johan Joachim Winckelmann and Stefan George were some famed homos from Anicent times.
A few other, if I shall throw out names, are Walt Whitman, Oscar Wilde, Gertrude Stein, Cole Porter, Radcliffe Hall, Socrates, Leonardo Da Vinci, Colette Valentino, George Sand and Tchaikovksy. If some people out there think homosexuals are degenerates well HELLO! do the names Michaelangelo, Tennyson, Florence Nightingale, Carpenter and Gide sound like 'generates to you? Yeah, no.
If you are Spanish, don't worry you have some ancient homos up your alley. Sixteenth Century Spanish chronicles cite Juan II, Alvaro de Luna and Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordoba as famous homosexuals. Yes, that's right. There is a list of homosexual pairs amongst the gods in Boccaccio’s Genealogia Deorum (1375), which influenced later writers. Several twelfth-century debates between Ganymede and Helen or Hebe cite the loves of Jupiter and Ganymede, Apollo and Hyacinthus, Silvanus and Cyparissus (Boswell 1980). When Benvenuto Cellini was called a ‘dirty sodomite’ by one Bandinelli, he humorously replied: ‘I wish to God I did know how to indulge in such a noble practice; after all, we read that Jove enjoyed it with Ganymede in paradise.’
Queer history has always been there, it's just up to you to continue the journey.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Celebrate..Joy...Love <3




























One thing I love is same-sex weddings. It's a beautiful union, and one to be greatly celebrated. If you're with your special someone, and you are thinking of having a wedding--forget the bells and whistles, have a nice backyard or park wedding, or one in the countryside....love is a beautiful union and love lasts a lifetime. Cheers! MB

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

NEW TATTOOS FOR US!!!












My fiancee and I are clutching tattoo magazines and poring over the brightly coloured pages as we furrow our brows and decide what to get next. For her, getting her 12th tattoo isn't a biggie--except that her 12th tattoo will be a half-sleeve of 'trees' or 'dragons', she decided quite excitedly a few weeks ago.
We even located our tattoo artist, in Old Havana, Cuba. We are going there for vacation for her 25th birthday and decided to get inked overseas. It's cheaper and he's one of the best.
My ideas include a very large lesbian symbol sign, a guitar or violin, a tree and my most sought after one: Buddha. I would love all 4, but will likely get my Buddha and lesbian symbol. We are stoked about our trip to Varadero, Cuba in November, and talk about it more as the days get colder and we're shivering on Queen Street. I'm fantasizing of being on the hot beach with my cool Buddha tat, sipping a glass of red wine and thinking of all the people bundled in coats in Toronto, haha suckers.
I love tats, although right now I have one. I love self-expression, but its one way to introduce yourself to the world without speaking to them. My giant rainbow-coloured tattoo with words like PRIDE underneath will scream to my stubborn city 'IM A LESBIAN' and I really like that. Like, duh, isn't it obvious enough?
I got my eyebrow pierced a week ago--I'm feeling quite eclectic. I like it.